Giving you what you want
whether you want it now or not
you can have whatever you want
as long as it's here
and you can pay me for it
for something
And I forgot
the rest of everything
something..
I didn't write lyrics
I never do..
So keep that in mind
Next time you're in search
Of something fun.
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Notes: you guessed it. just me making fun of capitalism lol
Please schedule
save your bags
got a lot to make up for
Before you go out
Who knows when we'll see you again?
I don't know when I'll
get to feel the same way again
Good luck friends
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Notes: "save your bags" idk if thats what i was going to say as you'll see a lot i just make it up as i go along. not sure what i meant or if that's exactly what i said
These two 'snippet' songs I put together because they were both SUPER loud on soundcloud.
I hoped, and was pleased to see, that DistroKid's Loudness Normalization took care of it.
I'm not playin' the same time I'm singing
'cause that would be super dumb
I'm not playin' the same time I'm singing
'cause oh no, that's too much effort
'cause that's real dumb
why would you have your crotch
covered by some stupid looking strings
You're supposed to be thrusting
and punching the crowd
anything else
is not very punk
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I honestly hate playing the guitar and just want to be like Henry Rollins or Jello, mic cord wrapped around my hand, punching the audience for the crime of breathing near me.
But no, everyone's gotta bring their own tunes i guess.
With all the guitarists out there who don't want to sing we never connect.
I certainly don't want to end up like a Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec, strumming his stupid little acoustic guitar you can't even hear while singing. Just sing, dude.
I am aware many people feel naked without it, or it helps them stay in key or connect better musically with the song
but that ain't me bro
Gotta paddle the poodles for Mark Zuckerburg
Gotta keep the hair trimmed, no shedding on the couch
Gotta take 'em out
Can't let em poop on the floor
Gotta make sure you do that or there will be a mess
And if there's a mess
There will be poodle meat
for dinner
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I am aware when I say 'shedding' it sounds like something else. However, if i marked this song Explicit that would lend credence to the thought that is actually what i'm saying but it's not! idk these are just silly dumb songs i don't think i've uploaded anything with cuss words in it
Hot dogs in my pocket
Hot dogs in my life
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And literally the rest is just me trying to fake-scream through the rest of the song so I can digitally distort it lol. I didn't even try to keep coming up with words in the midst of that
Purse snatchers on the roof
Tried to tell the truth
But their mom came and spanked them to death
Was high on meth
and cheated on a math test
Where are our youth going?
Pharmacy Kids
Up and away they mutate for fun
They are gone
They mutated and flew
Away past the horizon today
"I don't wanna come back no more" they say
Enough is enough
And I'm taking my stuff back
Enough is enough
And I'm taking my stuff
Enough is enough
And I'm taking my stuff back
Enough is enough
And I'm taking my stuff back
Back to the dog pound
Where I sleep
I can't keep on
Picking up the coupons that you leave on the ground
I'm leaving on a greyhound
Literally
I don't mean the bus.
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Pharmacy kids lyrics might be wrong, yet another attempt at me trying to play guitar and sing at the same time. I do not have enough brainpower left to make coherent words so idk what the words really are. I think most of it's right just the 'past the horizon' line i'm not 100% sure
I watched that show Goliath
And it sucked so much
That show Goliath with Billy Bob Thornton is terrible and it sucks
It's really bad
It's really bad
It's awful
It's really terrible
It's really bad
Puka shells
Wading through the McDonald's parking lot
This is how I spend my time
And it's all we have left
I've got a feeling
This might be all that we have to look forward to.
And that's all
And that's ok.
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i haven't actually watched Goliath
someone i know kept telling me to watch it. I got about 0.38 seconds in and got distracted so here we are
The second part is me coming out as a bit of an optimist lord help me
Just compress
All the detail out of it now
I don't think anybody's gonna notice
when it's just a GarageBand project
and they
do all the same for you
Better control your temper
'cause I heard they hard-boiled those eggs
that you ordered poached
Try not to say cusswords
?? *undecipherable*
you can't make it out alive
but if you try to you might make gold
that's not covered when they go
??
but that's never how it went
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the 'moww' between sections was a leftover part when i did the first take on vocals, i didnt record over it the 2nd try
the 2nd half wild west part was yet again a "just make noises and maybe some words over this guitar" so there's not really lyrics, just what i can decipher and what bit i can remember from when i recorded. also the thats not covered line is under where i did the fake-out fade out
Blackpilled baby drinking fireball
Blackpilled baby drinking fireball
Blackpilled baby drinking fireball
All The Time
auuughhhhh
Can't describe it.
Hey baby
Come and take the black pill with me
Hey baby
Life is a cesspool of grief
Let's get some ground beef
Babykillers on the moon
They're here
to put you in your tomb
Babykillers on the sea
They're here
to fill you with disease
Babykillers at the supermarket
(they) spit on your shopping cart
Babykillers at the mall
They took it all
Back
To the sun.
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the 2nd part, I definitely was saying "ground beef" when I was like "really? you're saying 'ground beef' right now?" and I tried to course correct.
the BKU is BabyKillers United, 3rd part originally called BabyKillers Unite